mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

(Source: earth-song, via schlimazel-ancient)

(Source: running-from-time, via unescapable)

whores:

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

(via tac0sforlife)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via raspberri)

cutebabe:

OH MYFUCKING GOD IS THIS REAL

(Source: ofmat, via hulkh4nds)

(Source: amourdiana, via wutangbear)

encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(via theideofmarch)

(Source: rlyhigh, via unescapable)

(via fresh-lovee)

(Source: pugking, via sincerely--tori)

perfectgay:

cosmicprincesses:

milkshake-s:

fedae:

skinnysphynx:

librarybitch:

dinoonyourface:

johnny

holy fucking shit

oh nO HE STILL LOOKS PRETTY EVEN WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD THROW A FOOTBALL AT YOUR HEAD ON PURPOSE

fuck me

love me

twink

(via be-lieveinyou-rself)

(via sincerely--tori)

mymanysides:

The worlds greatest selfie.

(via virtualjew)

I just want all may sad emotions to go away forever. I’m so tired of crying over little things.